I should’ve called this poem “When My Children Laugh” because a stay at home comedian doesn’t get out much really.
And I don’t have as much experience making other kids laugh despite my propensity to deliver funny silly.
This Stay At Comedian used to live for adult laughter yet when the children laugh it touches you deeper forever after.
When my kids laugh, it grips my heart and pops it out of my chest like the voodoo doctor from Temple of Doom. Ok not my analogous best.
All 3 kids of mine have beautiful laughs of their own. Each one beaming with expansive, fun filled color like a new age hipster made Snow Cone.
My 4 year son now quotes me. Funnier dad, happier baby. Now that’s supposed to be funny Carol from LinkedIn, not maybe.
When the children laugh at your inspired ad-libbery, the comedy gods smile down the way they do at hysterical resistors who still support Hillary.
When the children laugh, it means they’re not jaded inside or in trouble of developing a rough hide.
I don’t want my kids to develop thick skin so fast. Because no age of innocence lasts.
I still listen to Hair Metal ballads of old because I long to touch the old with laughter. I refuse to fold.
Despite a mother who insists I dump my son off to daycare. So I can become a Garbage Man. Slinging shit for a living is some family plan.
No, shooting for shit isn’t my life motto. My 3 kids look up to me like I’m a comedy giant who hit the lotto.
I refuse to leave my 3 kids behind for a desk job in the city. Never writing my book the Stay At Home Comedian would be a pity.
This Stay At Comedian is bound for literary glory. F the stand up comedy roadshow. I’m here to stay. To do the writing I want, when I want in any which way.
My new friend resolution was to befriend an editor who can change my life for the better. I better get cracking on banging out those query letters.
Fight hard to stay at home writing in your happiness kids bubble. Where specs of grey in your beard are perceived as a comedic sage man stubble.
This White Lion lightens up when the children laugh. I must make a living off laughs because I suck at math.