Barber asks babysitting today?

Barber
Babysitting today?
Stay At Home Comedian/Father of 3
With jobless claims at a 45 year low. I’m securing the title of America’s least desirable worker.

Barber
Babysitting today?
Stay At Home Comedian/Father of 3
Yeah, so many dudes cut Biology class to get their beard trimmed with 3 kids in tow.

Barber
Babysitting today?
Stay At Home Comedian/Father of 3
No, I’m just playing Mr. Mom for a remake because they couldn’t afford Michael Keaton.

Barber
No babysitter today?
Stay At Home Comedian/Father of 3
She refused to cut Princeton Review prep time after school if you can believe it. Just a beard trim. I couldn’t grow one in high school you know.

Barber
No babysitter today?
Stay At Home Comedian/Father of 3
Babysitters worked 4 hour nights last time I checked.

Barber
No babysitter today?
Stay At Home Comedian/Father of 3
How do you know my 3 kids have virtual grandparents Abdulla the Butcher?

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Michael Kornbluth

 

 

 

 

 

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