Yom Kippur Humor

Yom Kippur humor: I come back from temple. Babe, how is the house messy already? I was busy entertaining the kids. I smell my son’s nappy. Samuel hasn’t peed his pants yet. Get back to more joke slinging comedian.
Yom Kippur humor: I come back from temple. Babe, how is the house messy already? I was busy entertaining the kids. Are the kids spent on the couch from being on their feet too long for your extended standing ovation?
Yom Kippur humor: I come back from temple. Babe, how is the house messy already? I was busy entertaining the kids. I don’t think you were creating a side trance festival juggling fire on make believe E. If so, where are your fairy wings then?
Yom Kippur humor: I come back from temple. Babe, how is the house messy already? I was busy entertaining the kids. Were you hosting a pretend rave? Did Matilda wear your fairy wings looking like an overdose at the Limelight waiting to happen?
Yom Kippur humor: I come back from temple. Babe, how is the house messy already? I was busy entertaining the kids. I’m your lecture on your unequal work pay for women in the workplace had my 2 sons hanging on your every word for dear life.
Yom Kippur humor: I come back from temple. Babe, how is the house messy already? I was busy entertaining the kids. Are they following you on Instagram now to?
Gentile wife nudging me to break my fast before sundown. I leave for work at 6. Let’s eat earlier together as a family. The sun never sets in Alaska all summer. I say. Wrong season but it’s also easier to fast on Crystal Meth.

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Michael Kornbluth

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