Snuggling Forties Vs. My Swinging Twenties

Snuggling Forties vs. My Swinging Twenties
Feel way more secure than tearing through rubbers like they were paper mache.

Snuggling Forties vs My Swinging Twenties
Thanks to Kettle Bells workouts and banning whiskey at home. I’m more centered than ever. No longer hitting on hot loving with reckless abandon helps also.

Snuggling Forties vs. My Swinging Twenties
It’s like being a slut in a straight jacket.

Snuggling Forties vs. My Swinging Twenties
You’ve seen enough Woody Allen films to know better.

Snuggling Forties vs. My Swinging Twenties
The sweaty sex period lasts 2 months max. Unless you’re mounting Elle the Body Macpherson on a steady basis. Her sister has a video on Pornhub. You’re welcome.

Snuggling Forties vs. My Swinging Twenties
Restraining orders are no longer necessary. Now, I’ll just crash in my office futon instead whenever boozy tempers flare out of control into non compute logic land.

Snuggling Forties vs. My Swinging Twenties
Being a father of 3 in his early forties when my wife works nights at the hospital means drinking alone is no longer an issue.

Snuggling Forties vs. My Swinging Twenties
Now passing out feels more organic and less degenerate.

Snuggling Forties vs. My Swinging Twenties
Is far less time consuming because I’m not hounding everything that moves.

Snuggling Forties vs. My Swinging Twenties
At least mama’s flapping isn’t due to excessive recreational poundage without me.

Snuggling Forties vs. My Swinging Twenties
My HPV concerns solely deal with my 7 year old daughter getting preventive shots sooner than later.

By,

Michael Kornbluth

 

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