My 4 Year Old Son’s Peckerwood vs. Meto

Stay At Home Comedian
Arthur, put peckerwood away. You’re going to poke my eye out with that thing.
Wife
You’re promoting rape culture. Talking to your son like that.
Stay At Home Comedian
He’s 4. You’re assaulting his age of innocence.

Stay At Home Comedian
Arthur, put peckerwood away. You’re going to poke my eye out with that thing.
Wife
You’re promoting rape culture. Talking to your son like that.
Stay At Home Comedian
He’s 4. Let nature boy strut in his childhood wonderland, woo!

Stay At Home Comedian
Arthur, put peckerwood away. You’re going to poke my eye out with that thing.
Wife
You’re promoting rape culture. Talking to your son like that.
Stay At Home Comedian
He’s 4. Plus, poking is a more accurate description than screwing.

Stay At Home Comedian
Arthur, put peckerwood away. You’re going to poke my eye out with that thing.
Wife
You’re promoting rape culture. Talking to your son like that.
Stay At Home Comedian
I’m not telling Arthur to eye fuck Caroline without her consent.

Stay At Home Comedian
Arthur, put peckerwood away. You’re going to poke my eye out with that thing.
Wife
You’re promoting rape culture talking to your son like that.
Stay At Home Comedian
You’re suppressing non-puss grabbing locker room talk babe.

Stay At Home Comedian
Arthur, put peckerwood away. You’re going to poke my eye out with that thing.
Wife
You’re promoting rape culture talking to your son like that.

Stay At Home Comedian
Great, now you want to strip boys of all imaginative thrust to.

Stay At Home Comedian
Arthur, put peckerwood away. You’re going to poke my eye out with that thing.
Wife
You’re promoting rape culture.
Stay At Home Comedian
I tell Matilda to cover it up. So the Chinese underworld has less to see.

The End

By,

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

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