Matt Damon as Brett Kavanaugh on SNL.

Matt Damon as Brett Kavanaugh on SNL. Sarah Silverman thinks Trump is immature. And she would know being a girl in her upper forties who still takes bong hits in a hoodie. So Sarah never outgrew her truly tasteless jokes alternative phase.

Matt Damon as Brett Kavanaugh on SNL. Did you know female dragonflies play dead to avoid sexual assault? Bill Cosby’s 60 plus victims calls this wishful thinking. What, I own my career to Harvey Hair Clumps Weinstein that sick bastard.

Matt Damon as Brett Kavanaugh on SNL. The snot nosed punk I played in School Ties was never a far cry from reality.

Matt Damon as Brett Kavanaugh on SNL. My best friend thought it was a good idea moving to NY to slow down his drinking. That’s like Eddie Murphy moving into his own pad in West Hollywood to curb his enthusiasm for cruising.

Matt Damon as Brett Kavanaugh on SNL. I’m not good enough of an actor for Australia to let my family move there after all. Foreign accents aren’t my forte. Neither is writing. Kevin Smith punched up Good Will Hunting. You’ve seen my interviews. .

 

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Michael Kornbluth

 

 

 

 

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