Stay At Home Dads Hate Each Other

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
With more fury than their wives questioning why their 4 year old son didn’t fall out the window. While he rocked out playing the imaginary keyboard on top of the radiator in a rock video with his big sister.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other. It’s always a seed off because you know he’s a stay at home dad because you see him with his kid in broad daylight during non rush hour hours. Yeah, your wife is blotchy, boring busted. Sucks doesn’t?

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
More than their parents ruining Skype forever from their off putting 1st performance in Arizona retired. Ma’s got bed head. Her shitty Dunking Donuts coffee breath fogs up the screen as we speak.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
More than wives who insist you hate everything their parents do. Because native New Yorkers love Man City gear, the BBC and fruity Hobbit Wizard films with hardcore Beastie Boys devotion.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other. More than your wife trying to subdue your grandiose announcement of comically fucking up Chris Rock and Jim Gaffigan in your book the Stay At Home Comedian. To be the man. You must beat the man. You’ll never get it.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
Plus, most project artificial airs of superior importance. I don’t sweat it because this stay at home comedian dad gets laughs outside the home 24/7 long time. You have a disheveled beard hiding 3 chins, congratulations.

 

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
It’s always a judge off. I’m at the winter ball dance with my 7 year old daughter. I think most the dads here work in banking. No wonder I’m the only 1 here dancing to myself to My Way by Frank Sinatra.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
I’m no better. Than judging them as soft nobodies who never made a cold call in their life. But really angers me is their half ass disposition toward being blessed with the greatest role of their lives.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
More than their parents ruining Skype forever from their off putting 1st performance in Arizona retired. Ma looking like she’d been up all night tossing over over hyped Tax return reveals on Maddow.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
My nurse wife brings blue faced newborns back to life. So I exude greater moral superiority than most. Your wife does marketing for Nike. You should’ve been in their sacrifice campaign, not fake news fro Kaepernick.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
The way stay at home dads hate news of younger uncle talk of having babies of their own. Knowing virtual grandparents on both sides will make a stronger effort on their behalf. To salvage any ego remaining.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
We won’t even make eye contact in the streets because it signifies our desire to bond with house bitch dads which we don’t. We’re more emotionally honest with our begrudgingly loss of leverage in life.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
The way gentiles sniff out too tall fancy Jew in fancy public golf courses at the driving range with his 3 too cool for school kids. Or I’m just being a full blown paranoid Jew about it.

Stay At Home Dads hate each other.
Most want out. I want more in. I’m not talking about my wife of course.
But more time to create bang bang magic on top of my laptop as a Stay At Home Comedian Dad inside.

The End

By,

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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