Grandparents Love Their Grandkids More But Not Really

Grandparents loving grandchildren more but not really.
I’m never moving from Delaware unless I win the lottery. Don’t move to Arizona. The schools suck here. F Facebook. Thanks for producing the laziest grandma generation ever.

Grandparents loving grandchildren more but not really.
Pool Fight again mom? No Pool Fence. It’s an eyesore. You act like you’d be erecting a barbed wire fence.

Grandparents loving grandchildren more but not really.
Pool fence fight again mom? It’s an eye sore son. An octopus tat on Lena Dunham’s back fat is an eye sore mom. on an Eli Wiesel novel.

Grandparents loving grandchildren more but not really. 2 seconds into visiting. Supposed genius SAP consultant to the stars bemoans. Enough with the questions Matilda. You’re making my brain hurt. She doesn’t do the local Delaware weather reports old timer.

Grandparents loving grandchildren more but not really.
You’re really going to let your son’s gum face fiancĂ© cock block your pitch perfect, angelic granddaughter from being a flower girl at your son’s wedding without throwing around your actual weight for once?

Grandparents loving grandchildren more but not really. We’re just going to wait 3 more weeks to see our 1st grandson because our flight was booked 1 month later. So what’s the rush?

Grandparents loving grandchildren more but not really. Grandma bemoans. I had nobody to talk with at Matilda’s birthday party. It’s not longer about you ma. Plus, don’t act like you’ve got riveting new material to break in either, my chest.

 

Grandparents loving grandchildren more but not really.
How many cruises have you taken on them so far? How many times have my kids retold me the props you’ve given me on what a wonderful job I’ve done raising their grandchildren without their around assistance?

Grandparents loving grandchildren more but not really.
Your dad’s mom is still alive? Have any 3 of his grandchildren even seen her on Skype? But your father is thrilled with the Jew blood pumping with personality in their veins because of yours truly. You’re welcome.

Grandparents loving grandchildren more but not really.
Especially, when your daughter gets a toy box for Christmas with no toys in it. I say. Don’t worry Matilda. Will fill it up with your 8000 Hanukkah gifts.

By,

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

 

 

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