Louie CK’s Comedy Cellar Comeback

Louie CK’s Comedy Cellar Comeback
Was coming out in a trench coat and sun glasses too much?

Louie CK’s Comedy Cellar Comeback
Ok, so my show Louie has been stripped of all family appeal from top to bottom.

Louie CK’s Comedy Cellar Comeback

I won’t jerk you around. I still jerk off to Sarah Silverman. She’s the only celeb comic who shows up on mountain of muff.com, sorry. Do you feel better about yourselves now? You disgusting, animals?

Louie CK’s Comedy Cellar Comeback
I never pretended to be a squeaky clean comic like Bill Cosby.
Plus, I didn’t drug or rape anybody. I just said.
Can I touch myself in my hotel room? Leave anytime you want. Thanks for coming.

Louie CK’s Comedy Cellar Comeback
HBO and Netflix took down all my comedy specials.
What’s coming down next the Rocky Statue because it promotes white supremacy? Knowing Rocky whips Mr.T in his comeback fight in Rocky 3.

Louie CK’s Comedy Cellar Comeback
Can Ashley Judd stop acting like a real victim of rape?
So she refused to watch Harvey Weinstein shower himself down in his 4 star suite at the 4 seasons.

Louie CK’s Comedy Cellar Comeback
I always thought touching myself was a non-aggressive safety rail from  STD’s, unwanted sexual advances and questionable consensual sex. I also gave these female comics a heads up before de-jeaning within the privacy of my hotel room.

 

The End

By,

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

 

 

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