Oversharing With My Daughter Again

Me oversharing again with my 7 year old daughter over American Dad.
Getting pushed down the stairwell is a good old fashioned abortion joke.
Daddy, what’s an abortion? A prevent defense on Divine Intervention.

We need to get you guys a new bookcase. One that is handmade. What’s handmade Dada? Something mama doesn’t have to put together herself without it falling part 5 months later because I’m a degenerate Jew who doesn’t know how to build things himself.

We need to get you guys a new bookcase. One that is handmade. What’s handmade Dada? A labor of love like the scarf Mimi knitted for you. What has Baba made for me that’s handmade? She thinks writing God Bless and nothing else on every card for you is enough.

Me oversharing again with my 7 year old daughter over American Dad.
Getting pushed down the stairwell is a good old fashioned abortion joke.
Daddy, what’s an abortion? Playing God like Alec Bladwin in Malice.

Me oversharing again with my 7 year old daughter over American Dad.
Getting pushed down the stairwell is a good old fashioned abortion joke.
Daddy, what’s an abortion? Resisting life altering change and feeling pregnant with possibility again.

Me oversharing again with my 7 year old daughter at the haunted mini golf house. My freshman dorm was all tricked out with black lights like this. Remember I told you about tripping on Mushrooms? Never listen to Beethoven on it trying to sleep it off.

Me oversharing again with my 7 year old daughter over American Dad.
Getting pushed down the stairwell is a good old fashioned abortion joke.
Daddy, what’s an abortion? Planned Parenthood would claim white privilege.

Me oversharing again with my 7 year old daughter over American Dad.
Getting pushed down the stairwell is a good old fashioned abortion joke.
Daddy, what’s an abortion? Never your destiny kid. Thank God. Can I get an Amen? Too religious LinkedIn?

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Michael Kornbluth

 

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