American Dad Family Halloween Recap

American Dad Family Halloween Recap

Who are you? I don’t get it. Stan Smith, CIA at your service. You know Deep State, Swamp Thing.

American Dad Halloween Dress Up Recap
Who are you supposed to be? American Dad. The show inspired by W fucking our country into economic oblivion. After dragging us into a fake news war. When the Daily Show mattered.

 

Me as American Dad during Halloween trick or treating with my kids.
Vote in big, bright lights on Halloween. So I’m assuming your with her. The wicked witch of the east, Hillary Hammer Time Cankles and Beto. Because he looks good in a Speedo.

Me as American Dad during Halloween.
Vote in big, bright lights on Halloween. Did they lower the voting age in America to 4? What’s an acceptable form of Voter ID now, my son’s Pool pass, his Library Card perhaps?

Me as American Dad for Halloween trick or treating with my kids.

I don’t get your costume. Who are you? Stan Smith, American Dad. We wanted to dress up like the Cleveland Show family but Megyn Kelly stole all our thunder.

Me as Stan Smith for Halloween with my American Dad

I don’t have any beef with vegans. Unless they insist on listening to Samantha Bee audio books over my Do It All Dad Year Podcast. Her shrieks of discontent are murder for my ears.
family.

American Dad Family Halloween Recap
I don’t get your costume. Who are you? CIA, American Dad, Stan Smith. Pushing Roger in a baby stroller passed out in a face full of apple sauce isn’t bolstering my credibility 1 bit.

American Dad Family Halloween Recap
I don’t get your costume. Who are you? Stan Smith CIA, the American Dad. Seth MacFarlane’s most underrated creation. Trump 2020 bitches.

Me as American Dad on Halloween Trick or Treating with my kids.

The Brewers Association Board proposed a new craft brewer definition. How about tastes great with twice the calorie filling. Not that over hill hipsters like yourself give a shit.  Unlike Beto I don’t you see looking to hot in a speedo.

Me as American Dad on Halloween Trick or Treating with my kids.

Google employees protested worldwide to handle the mishandling of sexual misconduct cases under their watch. I’m assuming. The majority of the signs read “Don’t be Fake News Good” or “Stay Classy Ask Jeeves”

Me as American Dad on Halloween Trick or Treating with my kids.

Hillary’s most loyal aide wants Michael Avenatti to run in 2020. Huma had a kid with Anthony Weiner. So she’s not as bright as we think. What’s the campaign slogan Huma? Make The Golden Age of Muff Diving Great Again.

Me as American Dad on Halloween trick or treating with my kids.

Nancy Pelosi got a standing ovation at Springsteen on Broadway after Bruce took her request for Mansion on the Hill. Fuck the song Atlantic City, Bruce. Give me Mansion, Mansion. Little Stevie says. Whose the boss Bruce?

American Dad Family Dress Up Recap

Who are you dressed as? American Dad. This is Klaus. He’s an eastern German Olympic skier trapped in a Goldfish body. He lives in a fishbowl as you can see like all your fake news media heroes really. Good one Stan. Shut up Klaus.

American Dad Halloween Recap
Imposing, smooth, black dude passes by our American Dad family trick or treating and says. Get it, funny. I say. I wouldn’t knock off his MAGA hat Francine. I bet he loves Jim Brown in Mars Attacks to.

The End

By,

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

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