Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders Of Funny Giants

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
Why are your eyes still bugging in Comedy Heaven Uncle Bernie? I can understand why Kevin Hart would be surprised to get in here, but not you, neither does America.

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
Classy move, Uncle Miltie paying your funeral costs Lenny. At least, I didn’t have to wear a dress to score a leg up on the competition.

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
Thanks for the shoulder ride Uncle Redd. I wouldn’t be able to see Wilson Picket bring down house at the Apollo in comedy clown heaven with so many Afro clouds obstructing my view.

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
Looking good Freddie Prince Junior. You look well rested for a change.

 

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
Am I supposed to hide in your bag of dildos when it’s your turn Uncle Patrice?

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
So what’s weighing you down more Uncle Milty?

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
Do you think this can make the blooper reel for the remastered basement tapes from of the Larry Sanders Show Gary?

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
How are my legs touching the ground Don? I thought Jackie Mason was a tiny Jew compared to you.

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
Did you really shit yourself during your druggy runs years with Jessica Hahn, Uncle Sam? When you do Giant Stadium in front of 85,000. It’s all downhill from there kid.

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
On the Marc Maron podcast, Obama said you were his favorite stand-up comedian, Uncle Gregory. You know he really wanted to say Flip Wilson in drag, right?

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
Uncle Richard, you do know your best friend Mr. Mooney only dedicated 2 paragraphs to you max in his pamphlet thin autobiography? That Blair Underwood wannabe is crazy.

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Giants
Why aren’t you dead yet Mort Sahl? Then again, I’m sure you die a thousand deaths every time you see Bill Maher do your act on Real Time.

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
The roasts suck without you Uncle Giraldo. Jeff Ross isn’t any easier on the eyes either.

Shoulder Rides on the Shoulders of Giants
I’m not taking magic mushrooms to see we’re all interconnected as one Hicks. Just tell me another funny dinosaur story bit. You know, my big sister likes Dice better than you?

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
It’s just a shoulder ride Uncle Carlin. There’s no need to strip the moment of all feel good joy by renaming it: Your daddy didn’t give you enough of these, did he?

Shoulder Rides on The Shoulders of Funny Giants
Who wears a robe to Hershey Park Rodney? Kiss my giant ass kid. I made Back to School. Show Uncle Rodney some respect. Things are different in comedy clown heaven.

The End

By,

Michael Kornbluth

 

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