America’s Got Sharia Fever

ISIS calls for online Jihad. And I thought Howard Stern turned soft since America’s Got Talent. Also, stop calling ISIS great recruiters. They just target other lonely virgins. Who wish their phones blew up.

 

Free porn banned in England. Looks like the Mayor of London laid down and Sharia Law won.

Bloomberg won’t run. And there’s no way fake news socialist Bernie Sanders wins. So much for 2019 being the year for Atheist Jews. Not that blind faith is in their DNA anyway.

 

Am I the only whose gotten the distinct impression Rep. Illhan Omar is having zero problem criticizing Israeli influence over US Mideast policy? Can Sacha Baron Cohen host a Razzie awards for the Grammy’s and present her most repetitive broken record?

At least Rep. Omar isn’t posing in any happy go lucky pics with Linda Sarsour at a red tie only, Muslim brotherhood fundraiser, crashed by Keith Ellison breaking the code by only wearing his favorite borders are bullshit ti-shirt.

INT. Cafeteria
Daughter
Are you having Internet problems at home again?

Friend
Yeah, my dad is crashing in the guest room with our VHS player more frequently. You’d think the The Pearl Necklace would be a 70’s Disney VHS tape you never heard of. It’s not.

 

The End

By,

Michael Kornbluth

 

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