Stay Funny

The founder of the Internet laments the non-stop bitch feast it’s become. Then stop feeding into it and unfollow Lebron James on Twitter already. If you’re such a well-meaning humanitarian.

R. Kelly downplaying underage sexual abuse charges with Gayle King. I like older woman Gayle. Monique is too much woman for my taste. But your bod is tight enough. Ask me, if I’d make love to you with the lights off, pantsuit off to, please.

Raise your hands up high like in a police lineup where you belong is an example of a fan provoked racist insult attack against Russell Westbrook, especially in Utah. But the same fan telling Russ to get on his knees where he belongs just means he prays for the chance to get the inside stuff in the form of a potential back to back double header by Jesse Smollet and Ahmad Rashad. Russ rocks big ass swinging Gucci purses. It’s just a theory.

Has Obama comeback at Baby Face Omar yet for calling him a pretty face, say anything, liar, commander puppet and chief? Or is he waiting for Jay Z to write a comeback retort for him 1st? Assuming this task is outside of Ben Rhodes comfort zone.

Dr. Seuss is guilty of casual racism now. He only depicts Arabs in scenes riding Pink Albino camels. Instead of their child wives after dark.

Off the record, Tucker Carlson sounds like a witless , preppy douchebag. Why else would you name your book, Ship of Fools? It’s a moving Grateful Dead song man. His Patagonia pot head buds at boarding school blanked on giving him a heads up.

Int. Dermatology Office

Stay At Home Comedian

I agree doc. The fingers looks almost bump free. Which is more than I say for Uncle John since he was 15. For his birthday, I said blow. He snorted the cake.

Doc & Nurse laugh long time.

Int. Dermatology Office

Stay At Home Comedian

Doc, this is me on NPR with Ira Glass. My book editor for Stay At Home Comedian edited a book on Oskar Shindler. It makes me impervious to charges of being a Trumpian Nazi supporter NyQuill breath.

Int. Dermatology Office

Nurse

I like your shirt.

Stay At Home Comedian

Psycho Bunny’s got style I agree. Psycho Bunny knows I’m crazy for thinking I can sky high for dunks drinking double IPA hop bombs this summer. He reminds me I can’t.

Int. Office HR for Acast

A popular comedy podcast on our podcasting platform is My Dad Wrote a Porno.

Stay At Home Comedian

I’m assuming the mom said no to it and was a shitty improv partner to write aloud with from the start.
Int. Office

HR for Acast

A popular comedy podcast on our podcasting platform is My Dad Wrote a Porno.

Stay At Home Comedian

Why whack your head against the wall coming up with another derivative Modern Family spec script?

Int. Office

HR for Acast

A popular comedy podcast on our podcasting platform is My Dad Wrote a Porno.

Stay At Home Comedian

Was Anthony Weiner an early seed stage investor in the production?

 

Int. Office

HR for Acast

A popular comedy podcast on our podcasting hosting platform is My Dad Wrote a Porno.

Stay At Home Comedian

A parody of Boogie Nights would be more up my alley but that’s just me.

 

Int. Office

HR for Acast

A popular comedy podcast on our podcasting platform is My Dad Wrote a Porno.

Stay At Home Comedian

North Hollywood Bartending School didn’t materialize into any major money shots my way either.

 

Int. Office

HR for Acast

A popular comedy podcast on our podcasting platform is My Dad Wrote a Porno.

Stay At Home Comedian

So this makes him what, the father of Silverlake Stroller Mom porn according to Bill Maher?

 

Int. Office

HR for Acast

A popular comedy podcast on our podcasting platform is My Dad Wrote a Porno.

Stay At Home Comedian

So the podcast is Dad broadcasting the hashtags he wrote for a Giana Michels titty fuck pic? #moundofround.  I don’t get it.

 

The End 

By,

Micahel Kornbluth

 

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