Parenting Doesn’t Matter

Empire Star Henson says, “Thank God truth prevailed.” About the hate crime being staged? The Mueller report revealing Obama’s shady directed dossier? Or Rham Emanuel being dominated by Michelle in racquetball at the local Y?

The WGA threatens to stop writing shitty scripts which shoot in Georgia, if the abortion bill passes there. Since when are million dollar actresses getting knocked up by Jeff Foxworthy’s body double on Tastes like My 2nd Cousin?

Bloomberg Op Ed reads the US must refresh population through immigration. But Trump and ICE are already preventing Fentanyl from wiping out all the white trash you detest already. I’d call a timeout on your wiped out refresh for now.

Stacy Abrams says Beto is hyped because he’s white. I thought it was because he was the second coming of a humorless, spazy, Freddie Prinze Junior, with no good material whatsoever.

Kobe claims he’s better than MJ. You can’t accuse Kobe of slow fades from the spotlight in walled off seclusion like Roman Polanski. I hope Kobe was innocent. Roman obviously not. The sketchy scowl still irks me. Bonds was more happy go lucky.

Kobe claims he’s better than MJ now. At what, forcing chucked fade away 3’s with a hand in his face? With a more reliable European big to dish off to if he wasn’t such a scowling ball hog about it. Beat Bird or Magic in the Finals and will talk.

Kobe claims he’s better than MJ now. Who do I blame now, Rape Wood, for giving Mamba an ego now with no end, goat herder beard Lebron or Trump for filling more seats than a screening room at the Tribeca Film Festival?

Michelle Obama’s memoir is becoming the best selling one in history. PT Barnum’s memoir at one point outsold the Bible. So unless Michelle starts outselling the Koran in the billions, I’m not impressed.

Michelle Obama’s memoir is becoming the best selling one in history. The sequel will be titled, How to Get Off Jussie Smollet without the audio version of Jay Z’s book narrated by Blair Underwood.

Michelle Obama’s memoir is becoming the best selling one in history. Too bad there’s no mention of Joan Rivers banning the Obama’s from her funeral. Or how Michelle made white bread at Trader’s Joe taste like stale crackers.

Do It All Dad attempting to squash things with his 5 year old son.
Sorry about yelling at you before going over Q words last night. I still want Mama. I’m going to annoy you the rest of my life now. Do you feel the ants crawling on the back of your neck yet? Great, now I’m no better than your sick humored mother.

The End

By,

Michael Kornbluth

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