Lady Laugh Never Let Me Down

My daughter’s dark and twisted #AprilFools joke fantasy.
Replace her younger brother’s Gummy Bear Vitamins with sleeping vitamin Gummy bears made of melatonin.

INT. HOME
Daughter
Whose your boss daddy?
Stay At Home Comedian
Mama’s tried to shame me into retreating from my love affairs with strangers on Twitter and WordPress because she knows I’m past trying to regain her favorable opinion of me.

KP invited his neighbor to party in his pad right after he tore his ACL? Now, KP’s going to be more aggressive taking it to the hole? Harvey Weinstein isn’t trying to rape Gal Gadot only one good leg.

INT. CAR
Stay At Home Comedian
Why add girls to the Boy Scouts?
Friends with benefits doesn’t apply till the legal age anyway.
Also, there’s no merit badge for shooting down hangout time with your guy friends after your married either.

Brett Easton Ellis is real controversial calling Black Panther overrated. Jared Kushner looks good in a bathing suit, real cutting satire there Ellis. You inspired Anthony Jeselnik to become the king of rape humor, congratulations.

Good for John Oliver criticizing Vince for discarding his washed up sports entertainment talent like scraps of Junk Yard Dog meat. Still, it reeks of a partisan agenda, knowing Vince’s ties to Trump and how this screw job was breaking news 30 years already.

The NY Times is so, non-homosexual, lame ass gay. Brett Easton Ellis has gotten slack on Twitter for being a Trump apologist although making it clear he never voted for him. Shit on what’s become the rape enablement party or get off the pot.

INT. Pizzeria
Waiting forever with my son.
Latino Guy
What?
Stay At Home Comedian
Do you want my kids KP jersey for your son?
KP is a fake news rapist like your cousin Hector, no big deal.

Trying to return my son’s KP jersey at Good Will.
No, I don’t believe Latvian Unicorns are capable of rape. I just don’t want my son to get grief at school from the teachers accusing him of being a right wing, Latvian populist.

Last point about KP.
His brother agent is his E from Entourage because he has no other clients.
So don’t you think his brother agent would at least play the role of Turtle and handle any party invites the day he shreds his ACL to pieces?

Int. Best Buy
Stay At Home Comedian
Do you sell CD’s anymore?
Best Buy Worker
No.
Stay At Comedian
I noticed Best Buy having zero problem pushing Michael Jackson’s  Bad on Vinyl. Janet Jackson just got in the Hall for 1 record, no love?

INT. HOME
Daughter
Daddy, whose your boss?
Stay At Home Comedian
Who owns daddy?
I’m possessed with serving lady laugh kid.

The End

By,

Michael Kornbluth

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