Palestine was a safe haven for Jews after the Holocaust Rashida Tlaib?
But isn’t it against the Muslim faith to be in favor of any sanctuary state for the Jewish people of any kind?
Enlighten me, Ken Burns of Mecca. Calm me.
The ultra tolerant, super respected, never terrorist endorsing, highly cultured, Oliver stone movie quoting Palestinians welcomed the Jewish people after the Holocaust?
How much hashish are you smoking?
The Palestinians welcomed the Jewish people after the Holocaust.
And Roger Waters is happy for David Gilmore’s
INT. RED LOBSTER-MOTHERS DAY
Latino kid cries.
Stay At Home Comedian
Why is Julio crying?
I know the shrimp at Red Lobster isn’t Baja fresh.
But at least Jimmy Kimmel will look at his writing packet over a Trumpian supporter.
INT. RED LOBSTER
Stay At Home Comedian
I’ll have the Admiral’s feast.
Because I never outgrew my love of hair metal power ballads or taste buds from the nineties in general.
Waitress laughs long time.
On the phone with Dad on my moms cell.
We went to Red Lobster for an impromptu Mother’s Day feast.
Dad says. Do they still have all you can eat shrimp?
I say. No Dad or else I would’ve seen Rosie Odonnell’s, deplorable fat ass there.
My father has a crush on Steph Curry.
The Knicks could’ve got him.
He was the draft pick after ours.
Hey dad, remember when you told other rec coaches how much I sucked so you could hog up a greater allotment of A players available?
My wife explaining why she still enjoys visiting her parents.
I can sleep in. They look after the kids in the morning.
I say. They don’t have a choice because our kids woke them up already.
Because they were up late, hogging the big TV.
On the phone with mom for Mother’s Day.
Dad shared pictures of Arthur from his art show on Facebook. He got lots of comments.
Remember when you hid my Fire and Knives stories in your empty bar? Getting less touches than a bible in Provincetown.
Am I the only one who recognizes what a cliched hack Corey Booker sounds like?
“Beat demagogues with compassion.”
Did he read that from a resistance founded, good karma spreading, rainbow hued, Fortune Cookie shop in Bushwick?
Microsoft is using AI to enforce political correctness.
Hey, Cortana, what do you think of the lesbian couple in the new Google nest commercial?
How many woman do you think auditioned for the innocuous looking butch type?
Me defending exposing my 5 year old son to the movie Blood Sport.
Why did you show Arthur Blood Sport?
Gay, Trans, straight, I don’t care except firing my son up to not be the pussy on the receiving end of life.
You want mandatory vasectomy’s now Rape Wood?
Because you refuse to acknowledge an embryo as a life?
It’s the size of a Pomegranate seed. Got it John Oliver.
But what does the size of Alyssa Milano’s brain have to do with it?