Are White Rainbows Racist?

INT. Daughter’s Bedroom

Daughter

What’s meditation?

Do It All Dad

Breathing exercises done to make your self a more centered, less all over the place Jew.

Daughter

You’re not very good at meditation daddy. What’s your mantra, Dohh?

 

INT. Daughter’s Bedroom

Daughter

Daddy, you should join the PTA. What would happen if you did?

Do It All Dad

A bunch of local moms would fall in love with me.

Daughter

Do it then Daddy, do it.

Do It All Dad

I’m already indexed as a Homemaker on LinkedIn.

 

INT. Daughter’s Bedroom

Daughter

Daddy, are White Rainbows racist? Because I made a wish on your behalf. And I don’t want to offend Vishnu whose more hardcore Indian than Kal Penn.

Do It All Dad

You breath infinite sweetness kid.

 

INT. Daughter’s Bedroom

Daughter

Daddy, are White Rainbows racist? Because I made a wish on your behalf. And I don’t want to offend Vishnu whose more hardcore Indian than Kal Penn.

Do It All Dad

Were you reborn as my good luck guru?

 

INT. Daughter’s Bedroom

Daughter

Daddy, are White Rainbows racist? Because I made a wish on your behalf. And I don’t want to offend Vishnu whose more hardcore Indian than Kal Penn.

Do It All Dad

You make feel flush with Karma miles.

EXT. NORTH SALEM FARM

A film crew is shooting a remake of Black Beauty voiced by Angela Bassett.

Talking Horse

Extra work is demeaning, huh?

Do It All Dad

Nicollette Sheridan eyed fucked me on a mechanical bull on a shoot in Universal City for Desperate Housewives once.

 

EXT. HORSE STALL

Talking Horse

I read your book. I really identified with the chapter from From Upper Middle To Lower Deplorable.

Do It All Dad

Your parents are Cankle lovers to?

Talking Horse

I’m Hollywood Royalty. My dad starred in Xena the Warrior Princess.

INT. Yonker’s Raceway

Do It All Dad 500 hundred on Harlan Hauler.

Ticket Booth Guy

He’s a 50 to 1 long shot.

Do It All Dad

I sold off all my hair metal records my wife can’t stand anyway. Indy Rock music for troll massage parlors is my future now pal.

EXT. HORSE STALL-NORTH SALEM

Talking Horse

Your wife hates everything you love. Hair Metal guitar solos, scoring laughs, supporting Trump, your kids calling her boring over you, Adam Sandler films.

Do It All Dad

She’s forcing me to see Bjork in London.

 

EXT. Home

Daughter

Join the PTA, do an open mike in the city for old times sake, go to Yonkers Raceway with your new hippie friend Conner on Mushrooms. Funny men like you dada deserve some fun off your bum.

 

EXT. Home

Daughter

Join the PTA, do an open mike in the city for old times sake, go to Yonkers Raceway with your new hippie friend Conner on Mushrooms. Take a yoga class at Chelsea Piers. Move out of your comfort zone Do It All Dada.

EXT. Home

Daughter Join the PTA, do an open mike in the city for old times sake, go to Yonkers Raceway with your new hippie friend Conner on Mushrooms. Take a yoga class. Do It All Dad needs to do more than jokes dada.

EXT. Home

Daughter

Daddy, Billy Bob Thorton is shooting a new movie in North Salem. Stop horsing around with jokes you don’t have the time to do on stage. Billy Bob will give you some lines & a trailer so you stop bombarding the cast with material.

 

Lebron wanted to patent Taco Tuesday. So now he’s the Trump of multiculturalism? King of not knowing his lane, please.

Michael Kornbluth

 

 

 

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