High School Cheerleaders in North Carolina are on probation for posing with a Trump 2020 banner because it made it certain classmates uncomfortable. Just when I thought hanging up an ISIS flag outside my house to scare away trick or treaters was a grand old idea.
Proof the NY Times is faker than you think. They’re posting ads for fact checkers on LinkedIn. The only requirement is to play make believe you’re confirming the truth. They posted a huge ad at UCB for willing participants.
INT. Gas Station
Do It All Dad
2 dollars for the Post now. You better blow me for this.
Bill Burr says it doesn’t look like anybody is going to beat Trump. That’s like saying it doesn’t look like Louie will ever wait to do a set the Cellar, even if he came out in a trench coat and sunglasses and Sarah Silverman’s hoodie to wipe up.
I’m sick of of hearing about Shane Gillis already. He’s a whatever schlub who derides all confessional comedy as fag humor. I’m sure George Carlin would’ve been made Gillis his daughter’s honorary Godfather if he were still alive.
Daughter warming my heart.
But mommy never makes cookies.
Do It All Dad laughs long time.
Blog titles about eco-anxiety.
The Pope Recycles Pedophiles
Russia Collusion Burnout Doesn’t Count
When the Children Quote Salon
The EPA Is A Bloated, Albert Brooks
ANTIFA In Black Isn’t Sweating It
Hot Economy’s Are Good
Blog Titles About Bruce Lee Revisionist History
Brad Pitt Isn’t Kicking Kareem’s Ass
Tarantino Is A Wannabe Slater in True Romance
Bruce Lee Was A Licensed Killer
One Fingered Push Up Master
The Chinese Only Steal Secrets
INT. Yoga Studio-West Village, NYC
Russel, you make our A list model clientele run away.
Read my lisp. I didn’t rape any of those vengeful, over the hill ho’s.
It’s not like you’re in Neverland Denial.