Miley’s Never Ending Sweaty Sex Period

Everyday for Miley Cyrus is Bi-Visibility Day, in case we thought she was just an attention whore.

After playing Black Dog by Led Zeppelin, Miley Cyrus loves to look at the faces among all the “confused dad’s” in the crowd. Confused Dads Miley? Any dad there knows you’re acting out your Dad’s drive to ditch his conservative grassroots fare.

After playing Black Dog by Led Zeppelin, Miley Cyrus loves to look at the faces among all the “confused dad’s” in the crowd. Confused Dads Miley? You worship sexual freedom the way Jimmy Page worshiped Satan to play like Robert Johnson on strong acid.

After playing Black Dog by Led Zeppelin, Miley Cyrus loves to look at the faces among all the “confused dad’s” in the crowd. Confused Dads Miley? She acts like she sprung Drag Queen Reading Hour between sets with the gal from Orange Is The New Black.

After playing Black Dog by Led Zeppelin, Miley Cyrus loves to look at the faces among all the “confused dad’s” in the crowd. Any Adam Carolla podcast listener dad there wasn’t banking on Michelle Obama belting out Dude Looks Like a Lady for an encore babe.

INT. T-Mobile Arena

Miley Cyrus plays Comfortably Numb.

Daughter Isn’t this Pink Floyd Dada?

Do It All Dad

Before Roger Waters changed his LinkedIn profile headline to Hey You Jew. Tear down your wall in Israel to make suicide bombings great again.

INT. T-Mobile Arena

Miley Cyrus plays Comfortably Numb.

Daughter

Isn’t this Pink Floyd Dada?

Do It All Dad

Before Roger Waters droned on about his dad’s death as a war hero leaving him in the clutches of a clingy, fretful mother in the Final Cut.

INT. T-Mobile Arena

Miley Cyrus plays Comfortably Numb.

Daughter

Isn’t this Pink Floyd Dada?

Do It All Dad

Before Roger Waters started blogging about how about all Israelis resist peace more than no sweat deodorant, rules of war and spit control.

INT. T-Mobile Arena

Miley Cyrus plays Mother

Daughter

Daughter Mama always told me I’d make it.

Do It All Dad

Mimi told me writing a screenplay once too ambitious.

INT. T-Mobile Arena

Miley Cyrus plays Comfortably Numb.

Daughter Child is grown. Dream is gone?

Do It All Dad

I know. It sounds like the theme song for Leaving Neverland.

 

INT. T-Mobile Arena

Miley Cyrus plays Black Dog.

Daughter A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.

Dad That’s why Baba hates rock and roll because it’s too loud.

INT. T-Mobile Arena

Miley Cyrus plays Black Dog.

Daughter

A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.

Do It All Dad

In her defense, Hillary Hammer Time Cankles wasn’t a known public figure yet.

INT. T-Mobile Arena

Miley Cyrus plays Black Dog.

Daughter A big legged woman ain’t got no soul.

Do It All Dad

That’s why mommy thinks my A plus hair metal record collection is “crap.”

INT. T-Mobile Arena

Miley Cyrus plays Black Dog.

Daughter Gonna make you sweat. Watch your honey drip?

Do It All Dad

In every relationship, there’s what daddy calls the sweaty sex period.

Michael Kornbluth

 

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