Endless Blankets Of Love

4.5 IPA’s taste like circumcised happiness.

Daddy, what’s the biggest bra size imaginable? All I know is Jamey Farber lost everything scrumptious up top after dropping a solid thirty from her waist down during my 2nd year of sleep away camp. I know boobs are empty filler but she left me hanging.

 

INT. Home

Daughter

Daddy, do you want to how Shannon and I got so good at drawing horses?

Do It All Dad

You’re mesmerized by their well hung anatomy, prematurely at 8?

EXT. Stud Farm

Do It All Dad

Did you ever play a Polo Horse in a movie Hollywood Royalty?
Talking Horse

I could never keep a straight face, knowing Ralph Lauren is a scrappy Jew from the boogie down Bronx.

Do It All Dad

I used to buy weed there in High School, the sprayed kind, that tastes like Windex.

The NBA canceled the media availability for the remainder of the China Trip. Claiming it’s unfair to ask Lebron James questions about China because he never went to college, insisting those questions are culturally biased. But ask away about Trump.

 

Curt Shilling on CNN with Jake Tapper. Seriously, Jake, how can self-respecting Jew still vote Democrat. They treat baby face Omar with kiddie gloves like she’s some naive, brainwashed groupie just trying to win free concert tickets from Roger Waters.

INT. HOME

Do It All Dad

Shudras are servants in India. Chances are, I was a stay at home dad bitch in the past lifetime until I made the decision to earn my freedom.

Daughter

By doing stand up comedy for free at towny bars in Westchester County?

 

INT. HOME

Do It All Dad

The Bible says seeking out the counsel of medium’s, even it’s a talking Palomino Horse is forbidden.

Daughter

What if we just write off the counsel as you being a crazed schizophrenic? Who hears me crying even if I’m not anyway.

 

INT. HOME

Daughter

What are castes Dada?

Do It All Dad From upper middle, to lower deplorable is a chapter in my book, which explains what happens when you come out as pro Trumpian in Hillary Hammer Time Cankles country.

INT. HOME

Do It All Dad

The Hindus say our fates our determined by Karma.

Daughter

Well God, gave you endless blankets of love in the form of me, Arthur and Samuel. Who adore you more every day. Does that mean you’re straight shooter with purpose?

Michael Kornbluth

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