Labor Of Laugh Lust

Charles Barkley ripping VP Pence. All American companies do business with China in America, Nike, Apple, Planned Parenthood, the garbage pale dumpster edition.

Hillary getting heckled at Elijah’s Cummings funeral. The Prophet Elijah stood up against the corrupt leadership of King Ahab and Queen Jezebel. You lost to Trump after getting the debate questions in advance. Lie Detectors avoid you like the plague.

Fake news freaking out over the criminal probe into the fake news Russian collusion bullshit spying campaign on Team Trump. Nobody will be prosecuted. The military will remain loyal to Obama for neutering the military and doing dick for the VA.

Hillary getting heckled at Elijah’s Cummings funeral. The Prophet Elijah stood up against the corrupt leadership of King Ahab and Queen Jezebel. Your private server to enrich your wine cellar got American spies killed in China Mother Teresa.

INT. HOME

Wife

The kids like the 13 grain bread if you cut the crust off.

Do It All Dad

I got 13 reasons why your premise is fake news bullshit. But I don’t want to ruin my Friday night, after completing my play Horsing Around for Hinduism bound for glory .

Hillary getting heckled at Elijah’s Cummings funeral. The Prophet Elijah stood up against the corrupt leadership of King Ahab and Queen Jezebel. Now you’re a true believer? I thought Bill Maher’s was Chelsea’s godfather. Real Time will ban you bitch.

Cottage Cheese is procrastinated hell. Cottage Cheese circumcises your happiness. Cottage Cheese thighs never lie. Cottage Cheese is for fatties who diet more than the Nutty Professor. Cottage Cheese is blue balls for beer bellies.

Springsteen claims Trump’s candidacy was a tragedy for Democracy. It caused distress cause you backed Hillary. But let’s not pretend we’re the Shakespeare of swamp music. Lynyrd Skynyrd is more American bad-ass than the E Street band will ever be.

Biden says, he wouldn’t let his crack head son work in the White House because he’s lower energy than Jeb off blow and crack. Hunter Biden makes my younger brother look like an underachiever.

INT. Deciccos & Sons Bar

Do It All Dad

Was Industrial Arts founded by the dude who founded Ithaca Brewery?

Bartender

Yes.

Do It All Dad

I feel like such elitist white trash for even posing such a shishy bitch informed question.

Remember when Linda Sarsour endorsed Chelsea Manning for Senate? Pretty sure, Chelsea Manning was running under the genital mutilation party. Linda Sarsour supports it, if Sharia Law is cited in the footnotes.

Bruce Springsteen on Trump. Trump doesn’t grasp what being American means. Agreed, he never sold his soul to China for personal gain because Chinese made Fentanyl, has killed more crackers than Taylor Swift kicking it with Lena Dunham.

Fire alarm goes off. I yell from upstairs. It’s good thing I haven’t started my podcast yet. Our fire alarm is so sensitive. It goes off like a resistor twat every time Ann Coulter announces a new blog post is up.

If I was a comic in a comedy club room Harvey Weinstein attended.

Your wife finally left you, right? To focus on her lifetime battle with amnesia.

If Ronan Farrow is Frank Sinatra’s son, then why hasn’t he knocked you on your ass yet?

500 musicians threaten to boycott Amazon over ICE contracts because they employ facial recognition technology. Because racial profiling ensured New York City regress into a shit hole from the 80’s inspiring Bill Hicks to do a bit on the bum hurdle.

500 musicians threaten to boycott Amazon over ICE contracts because they employ facial recognition technology which encourages racist fueled racial profiling. Rage against New York City becoming a pedestrian pushing into subways paradise.

500 musicians are threatening to boycott Amazon over ICE contracts. Because cloud technology powers the “deportation machine”, which Sanctuary Cities live to defy devoid of any hate for being less popular than Trump among real patriots left.

My 8 year old daughter shitting on Hendrix. Santana is way better Dada. And Santana’s voice doesn’t sound like, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Jimi’s voice never rises above a stoned yawn really.

The Ellen Show is looking for a Digital Marketing Manager. What are the must haves besides being pro Bush? Is someone who likes the David E. Kelly Facebook fan page a huge plus? Must be someone who identifies with Obama lickers no matter what.

Michael Kornbluth

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