Anti-Semitism is so hot right now, so I tell my son, “Arthur, there’s no point in talking logic to Jew hater preschoolers, if their parents already taught them to hate us for giving 2 shits about Jesus approved entry into gentile heaven or not. So just bust their ham and cheese loving balls instead, like any proud Jewish New Yorker left would, when you explain how the Dreidel game works. For example, when the Dreidel lands on Gimmel, tell all your Jesus loves you peeps, Gimmel means give me all your money because the chosen people control the Federal Reserve and all the banks in the North Pole to.
Michael Kornbluth
