Ahead Of The Curve Annoying

I gave up taking Adderall, so I’d wouldn’t focus as much on how ahead of the curve annoying my wife can be. In bed, our lucky number 3 cries for more boob and my wife says without fail, “If I give the baby more boob, he’ll be on the boob all night long.” I reply, “Your boob has more important places to be. Be happy your torn-up nips, are getting any attention at all, since your foamy nips started to taste like a regrettable non-fat latte.”

 

Michael Kornbluth

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