Explaining Aids Through Trump

It’s hard to have the birds and the bees conversation with your 9-year-old daughter today without referencing Trump. I tell my daughter, “Trump used the profits from the Wollman Rink in Central Park, for men’s gay groups during the Aids crisis.” Daughter says, “What’s Aids Daddy?”. I say, “A reason to become a full-time Lesbian when you get older, because you can take a licking and keep on ticking. But what I love about Trump the best is his relentless optimism and over the top salesmanship. If Fuck Face Fauci told President Trump he contracted the HIV virus because the Deep State pricked him with the virus in his sleep like they did to Easy E, the next morning, he’d tweet, “Do I have I HIV? Yes, but my t-cell count numbers have never been stronger.”

Michael Kornbluth

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