Concerned texts from ex buds after seeing shades of me in the new Joker film.
Killing on Kimmel should be enough.
When the Joker suffocates his mother to death, did you feel strangled by despair, because the Joker’s mother thought less of her son’s comedy ambitions than your own mom does?
Joker could’ve been Bruce Wayne. But you were born with a vape pen in your mouth, in the rough section of Scarsdale, NY and got to take your SAT’s un-timed. So, what’s your excuse for taking so long to make it as a big-time comedian already?
Michael Kornbluth