Defending Kung Fu Fighting

My 90-year-old great Aunt Marion asks me, “Why does your daughter need to know Kung Fu?” I say, “Because if Uma Thurman was a black belt in real life, Ethan Hawke would’ve been too scared to bang their but-her-face nanny. Banging the nanny is such a Gen X slacker move. You never have to leave the couch.

Michael Kornbluth

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