Oprah Throwing Her Weight Into Politics

Oprah begging Disney CEO Bob Iger to run against Trump.

Nobody needs to know you went to Ithaca College, otherwise known as Cornell’s retarded next-door neighbor.

You’ll deny Valerie Jarrett had any role in drafting the time out nuke building deal with Iran as Obama’s live in Arabian Horse Whisperer.

Dan Le Batard can ask you debate questions, written by Jemele Hill, on why you think Jay Z cares more about black people than Kayne West, despite his crack selling days, resulting in sending more babies into premature hell than Biggie could to feed his daughter white Truffle shaved risotto, since Puffy got him hooked on the stuff, 8 days a week.

Michael Kornbluth



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