A Lebron James rookie card just fetched a record 1.7 million. But you can buy Michael Jordan’s rookie card for a mere 100 grand on Ebay. I bet Obama bought the card to keep Lebron’s inflated sense of self-worth afloat, knowing whenever he loses in the NBA Finals, he always tears into his secret stash of Almond Joy’s behind a giant box of duct tape from Costco in his man cave in Martha’s Vineyard. Joan lives.
Michael Kornbluth
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