Beyoncé sitting out the National Anthem during the Super Bowl, when J Lo put her kids in fake news cages and banged a stripper pole hoping Ben Affleck would drunk dial her again. Meanwhile, the Queen of England is watching the Superbowl on the Teli, 2 gin and tonics in and says to her royal bartender, “And I thought Meghan Markle was a royal pain the ass.
Michael Kornbluth
