What The Hell is Attachment Parenting?

What the hell is Attachment Parenting dude? It’s turning your bed into a 24/7 open milk bar for the foreseeable future, which isn’t the biggest deal in the world, knowing your sweaty sex period with your girlfriend now wife, only lasts one month max anyway, when your bang, bang bed, actually elevates, defying all laws of gravity, considering your perpetual poundage of her snugger snatch of yesteryear.

Michael Kornbluth

 

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