Kate Spade wins the award for most passive aggressive suicide note ever. Kate Spade’s suicide note only said this, “It’s not your fault. Dad will explain.” Dad reads the note and yells, “Explain what? I made you more miserable than Sylvia Path during Thanksgiving. What a bag of shit, Kate!” But it’s insensitive to make fun of mental illness. Go woke yourself. She left behind a daughter and was set for life. It’s not as if she lost her life savings during the Great Depression. God forbid Kate’s shrink recommend she focus on her daughter and start a new purse line, decorated with happier emoji’s on Ecstasy to drown out her billionaire blues, to keep hanging on.