Do you remember when it took Hillary Hammer Time Cankle’s 5 times to get her MetroCard to work, for a failed photo op in a subway station in Harlem? Before swipe number 5, you can see Hillary Hammer Time Cankles, give herself a pep talk, muttering, underneath her stank afternoon Chardonnay breath, “Super predators, I mean black people are watching. You can do it.”
Michael Kornbluth
