Wife asks, “Why are your parents not quarantining themselves?” They’re not supposed to leave their home for anything for 2 whole weeks. They can be fined 10 thousand dollars you know. I say, “Because they’re staying in a cottage in Dutchess County, Hizzonner defunded the police and can’t afford 24/7 Gestapo watch outside of the Island of Manhattan. Plus, even my resister boomer parents, respect Bill De Blasio’s authority less than Trump supporters respect polling numbers, since the NY Times predicted Hillary Hammer Time Cankles would waltz into the White House with the assistance of an Iron Lung, despite 64 million branded racists voting different, proving baby boomer mom doesn’t know best. The Drunken Deplorable Druid must have deleted that memo to.