Even Jeff Bezos sends dick picks to his lover now. I hear he’s bulgy but his new lover used to be married to Kansas City Chiefs Tight End Tony Gonzalez. So happy denting, AJAX Man. For a man of his intelligence, I just expected better texting skills than a younger Kristen Stewart. He texted, “I love you. I will show with my lips.” His wooing skills don’t sound too cling on cheesy. Plus, there’s now way Jeff Bezos tastes, good, Ben Shapiro included.
Michael Kornbluth
