Carl Lewis was a vegetarian, so was Edwin Moses, both Gold Medal sporting, Track and Field stars. Still not enough protein? You over the hill, wannabe hipster hobbit, too stumpy to fit into long skinny jeans, incapable of cumming into your frumpy, arm flapping wife, because you constantly have to pull out early, to catch your breath, from excessive meat sweats.
Michael Kornbluth
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