Apple is the 1st U.S Company to reach a 2 billion valuation. Imagine, not being able to tell your 9 year-old daughter how many zeroes are in a billion without Googling it. I say to my daughter, “12 zeros are in a trillion Matilda.” She says, “I could have Googled that myself daddy. Is this why you call yourself a degenerate Jew, because at 44 years old you count with your fingers for simple arithmetic?”
Michael Kornbluth
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