Killing On Date Night

3 kids later, dates with my wife are rare. Last time we had one, the waiter asks, “How are we doing tonight?” I say “Last time we had a night free from our kids, I got my wife pregnant again.  We haven’t ordered our drinks yet. But I already feel like I’m in the midst of a 5 week rave in Germany, if you really need to know.”

Michael Kornbluth

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