James Gandolfini Lives

Super rich Americans are most concerned with catching the made in Wuhan virus. Why else would a guy living in the pristine confines of upper Westchester County, 45 minutes north of Manhattan pump gas in his silver sleek Ferrari Testarossa in a rinky dink mask? If you live in New Jersey, I get the need to block out the smell alone. The only reason someone willingly decides to live in New Jersey is because you’re exempt from having to pump your own gas in the Garden State. I can’t picture Tony Soprano with a mask on as he fills up his Escalade while touring colleges with Meadow in Maine. Tony would rather choke one out to that runt cunt Adriana for Christ sake, holla, thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

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