Idolatry Is Off The List Kids

This is me explaining idolatry to my daughter. “So God, Hashem, the most high hates the worship of false idols like Good Will Hoodie, Nancy Denture Breath Pelosi, Blowhard Trump, NPR’s inflated sense of self-worth because they don’t get paid hefty salaries for huge ratings, Planned Parenthood’s insistence on declaring it’s entirely your body without God playing any starring role in creating a smoking hot enough body, boasting swinging 36 D’s to get pregnant by mistake again.” Daughter says, “What if I want to get into Buddha?” I reply, “Only if you have a verifiable photographic memory. Plus, God has no problem with you incorporating meditation in your life.” Daughter says, “What’s meditation?” I say, “It’s a series of breathing exercises you do with your eyes closed to feel like a less all over the place Jew.” Daughter says, “You’re not very good at Mediation, are you Daddy? Fine, idolatry is off the list.”, Holla, thank you Hashem, the most high very much.

Michael Kornbluth

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