Opening Joke For Dutchess Tonight

Governor Cuomo, The Italian Reptilian inside, getting paid to write a book on leadership, is like Woody Allen getting a book advance to write a book on Hands Off Parenting or Kevin Durant, Mr. Millennial Mouseketeer himself, getting picked to give a Ted Talk on how to defend yourself against cyberbullying or hooking up R. Kelly with early parole to babysit the latest Kardashian out of the womb. Can I get a holla for some Challah? If you’re offended by this material, then go woke yourself, holla, thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

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