Dear Bill Burr

Dear Bill Burr,

Florida and antisemitism are so hot right now. I’ve been blessed with the funny Jew bone from my father’s side. My 43 comedy records produced on SoundCloud over the past three months such as Burning Mask Party Record are living proof of it. Redd Foxx lives. Considering the stranglehold on free speech today, I don’t see a no name like myself performing these joke gem blasts at Royal Albert Hall in my lifetime like you did.  Still, I don’t want to be a defeatist never was either. On a more touching note, you holding your daughter facing the Royal Albert Hall Theatre at the end of your stand up comedy special Paper Tiger was a tingly highlight for me.

Plan on releasing a box set of my comedy records before I’m famous called Totality Of Me.  Maybe, we can partner on that project and shake the world with infinite laughter together. I’ve got one more comedy record to perform this Sunday, Reclusive Rocker, before I start performing live again. What, only Dennis Miller can record the White Album with no audience feedback whatsoever? Kurt Cobain didn’t kill Hair Metal, Aids did.

I don’t know if you use opening acts ever these days, but I’d love the opportunity to audition if you do. Consider samplings from these comedy record links below, prequalifying hack alerts or not.

Thanks for all you’ve done to advance the art of stand up comedy and for defending Gina Carano. But cancel culture doesn’t exist Jon Stewart, just like Obama only gifted Iran 150 billion in unmarked bills in the still of the night to create overseas manufacturing jobs for Build A Bear, to make their economy less reliant on the sale of face removal cream for the Kardashians. I’m running on shtick and far from empty. Jackson Brown lives, Challah, thank you very much.

Best Regards,

Michael Kornbluth