Lemmy from Motorhead, the guitar player from the Stooges, Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols and numerous other punk bands from the states in the sixties only 30 years removed from the World War 2 max, thought performing in Nazi uniforms or sporting Swastika armbands was a way to get a rise out of their parents. Wouldn’t blowing Pattie Smith’s gay hustler hub on a home video for Christmas with a goose jammed up his ass, gotten the job done, without affiliating themselves with Nazi pin ups for Arian Beat Nation? Oh yeah that’s right, skinhead punks in England were working class. So sporting Swastika armbands on stage is totally kosher in the albino bloke’s eyes, because the Jews control all the money and banks in the North Pole to. But I’m supposed to believe the Proud Boys are modern day neo-Nazi’s because they stand up to terrorizing arsonists in ANTIFA, dressed up like wannabe Punisher vigilantes in hoodies from Target as if everyday is Halloween Day. Woke bloke please. Also, if the Proud Boys were avowed racists than why would they act sly shy about it, concealing their extremist hate in subtle Fred Perry polos? I had no idea how Fred Perry polos was the new unofficial school uniform for Neo Nazi charter schooling in Nottingham. Amy Winehouse, a Jewess jazz crooner extraordinaire sported Fred Perry polos. But Amy Winehouse represented the enemy according to AOC and Minnesota rep Baby Face Omar from Somalia because she was nothing more than a bee hive sporting, devil horn concealing, Christian blood baby sucking, parasitical witch, who exploited the great Palestinian Song Book for all it was worth.
But Lemmy from Motorhead just collected Nazi paraphernalia because they had the “killer uniforms.” No shit Lemmy! And I’m fretting about my neurotic based jokes being too much on the nose. Lemmy adds, “The SS uniform is brilliant. They were rock stars of their time.” What band would you compare them to today Lemmy, “Coldplay In Nazi Regalia”? But you can’t call Lemmy a Nazi for collecting Nazi caps like semi-bust Shawn Kemp rookie cards. Nazi dish resell value on the 4Chan of Ebay, MarthaStewartIsUs, proves who the real master race in this instance. Was Lemmy a Nazi because he collected their Nazi paraphernalia like an ace of spades blaring, biker rocker version of Chris Cooper in American Beauty? No, but Lemmy wasn’t playing Clive Davis’s son’s Bar Mitzvah at Temple Beth El either.
Lemmy said, “Don’t tell me I’m a Nazi cause I have uniforms. In 1967 I had my first black girlfriend and a lot more ever since then.” But Lemmy wasn’t famous in 1967. He was just a butt ass ugly bloke, who hadn’t made it big yet. So let’s not act as if Lemmy could afford to be white supremacist picky, before Motorhead broke big. Plus, being into the brown sugar, join the club, didn’t make Lemmy any less of a creepy fuck for spending more time shining Eichmann’s boots than he did scrubbing his face with fucking Oxy Pads. And Nazi boot licker collector fashionistas aren’t being casted to play Nazi hunters that aren’t actual Nazi’s on Amazon Prime. Last, the Hindu jacked Swastika doesn’t look cool. It looks like 2 stick figures doing a 69 on crystal meth.