How do you trigger a gym teacher today?
Dress your son up in a Kyrie Irving shirt from the NBA store for Hanukkah.
Maybe now, Coach will remember my kid’s name.
Get that Kyrie Irving shirt off.
Do you need mental health counseling like Ben Simmons?
I think Stephen A lost his mind to.
He thinks Kevin Durant is living out a Greek tragedy.
Teaming up with Chipmunk Chucker in Golden State was so oppressive.
Kyrie Irving betrayed Kevin Durant.
If Fredo and Mike Pence had a baby.
At least Karen’s don’t know who Kyrie Irving is because they never watched ESPN in the 1st place.
You’re banned from the NBA.
But I’m not Kyrie Irving.
I’m Arthur Kornbluth, remember?
So, you’re just another wise ass Jew like the rest.