Early Hanukkah Gifts Galore

My Daughter receives the book Rebel Girls for Hanukkah. Grandma asks, “Do you know who Hillary is?” Daughter says, ” You mean Hillary Hammer Time Cankles? Yeah, she’s a 2-time loser alcoholic deplorable, living proof that Baby Boomer arrogance never dies, main pusher and financier behind the planted Russian collusion tale with less legs than Lieutenant Dan, the best-selling voodoo doll in Hatti year after year? Bernie Sander’s reason for sticking to bribes under the table and dreaming of a new summer home in Lake Chaplain next time The Dave Mathews band is in town. Hanukkah Challah Day, Challah. Thank you very much.

Sons are better slacker alerts than MMA fighters on the Joe Rogan Podcast. Son asks, “Daddy, why haven’t you gone on the Peloton today? I say, “I got a pinched nerve since Mama threatened to divorce me if I gave you kid’s the common cold through COVID. Son says, “Enough with the excuses daddy, “You’re worse than Hillary.” Hannukah Challah Day, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

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