Son wins the pile of gelt.
Big sister tosses her remaining pile of gelt toward Arthur.
She says, “Take the rest of it.”
Little brother says, “I don’t want your charity. Gelt Fight.”
Little brother pelts his sister in the head with a hailstorm of her unwanted gelt.
Because my son identifies with Palestinian kids against welfare on Jewish holidays.
Michael Kornbluth
Do It All Dad Year Podcast Blog 