MILF Fang

I don’t like serious looking dog walkers at the park. You’re not Jack London, trekking through Alaska with an army of sled dogs in search of gold-plated dildos with Marla Maples initials on them buried in Sarah Palin’s backyard. After Trump gave them to Sarah as a high-end souvenir the 1st time she rode with Trump on his gulfstream while campaigning in Juno, Alaska. Trump says, “You’re the gold standard in US populism Sarah. I appreciate your endorsement for President. And as a token of my appreciation, I’d like to give you these golden tipped beauties in honor of your nationalist loving nips. Bury them in your backyard for a rainy day, in case the Deep State takes over our country and bans drilling for oil in favor of selling more Telsa’s to tech executive cucks in Silicon Valley. Did Elon Musk ever try to titty blast you in the back of a Telsa Sarah? Sarah Plain says, “Gross Donald. I’d rather grab a moose in my backyard for a reach around. People gave me shit for birthing a kid with down syndrome at 43. But at least, Trig has a fucking excuse. So no, Donald, I’d rather jam Burt Reynold’s signed hockey stick up my snatch when he was up here filming Mystery; Alaska than come close to draining Musk’s pasty batteries dry.” MILF Fang lives, Challah. Thank you very much.

Michael Kornbluth

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