Mastercard CFO isn’t worried about a recession. Because their only interest is getting you into deeper debt, shit head stains on society.
CFO explains to Bloomberg.
Ban fertilizer in Canada.
I don’t give a shit.
Food shortages and increased production costs for Farmers are cash cows for us.
MasterCard rules your life now.
Just when you think, you’re out of debt, because Mr. Groper promised to pay off your college degree from the University of Phoenix. Mastercard keeps pulling you back in.
Emit bitch all you want on your WordPress blog.
We suffer from net zero guilt, you peon putzes.
That’s why you’re eating a face of full of manure like Biff from Back to Future, and we’re not.
So, relax kids, Millennial Mouseketeers are dying in their sleep from the clot shots.
But for now, they’ve got Mastercard.
Remember more shots means less living.
But at least you got your vaccine passport stamped one more time to visit Copenhagen.
Apply for a Mastercard today.
More living equals less limits.
Like you were going to blow your bonus money on a self-driving scooter that hits get away rape speed while driving through a no-go zone in Denmark.
AI saves the day. Your clit won’t be hacked into shawarma shreds in Copenhagen in August, priceless.