This is Dave Chappelle defending R. Kelly again. Get off his dick Brietbart. There’s no leash around your neck. He’s Elvis with weaker bladder control.
Still, I don’t see Baz Luhrmann making a film in his honor, do you Dave? What would you call that R. Kelly movie Dave ? Over The Hill, Overrated Hos, Culturally Biased Bitches, or Black History Depreciation Month?
And if the king of popping cherries Michael Jackson, was still alive to fuck over more kids age of innocence like a smooth criminal. How would Captain OW Michael defend himself against his Neverland accusers? All the Beatles royalty points in the world can’t but me love. What would Dr. Melfi on the Sopranos tell Michael? Just because it happened on the Neverland Ranch Michael, doesn’t mean it never happened Michael.
That reminds me, I hate Beatles analogies, especially from Stephen Colbert. Who’s about as rock and roll as a crying circle between Seth Meyers and his mother on election night after Hillary Hammertime Cankles failed to sell 74 million branded racists on why Baby Boomer Mom knows best.
Drago hollograms didn’t pop into your votor booth in Minnesota demanding, “Vote Trump or I’ll break you.”
Hillary lost because she’s an unhuggable cunt, Groping Biden, included. She must have delted that memo to.
But nice mask cunt breath Karen. Feel free to suck the hate speech and disinformation out of my stately schlong anytime. Pretend Obama Be Good ordered you to leak it drone head. Do you think Seinfeld and Larry David are the Lennon and Mcartney of sitcom writing quadruple vaxed Karen? Despite 2 comedians drinking coffee at Nate’s Deli in Beverly Hills being less anti-establishment than Weird, Weak, Woke Howard these days. You know Perm Head, who would never dare attack Big Pharma for dosing more kids with clot shots that depress your immune system more than entry into the Dallas Buyer’s Club out of fear of being disinvited from anymore 2 bite chicken parm dinners at Jimmy Kimmel’s house You know the experimental stab at worldwide depopulation that only prevents rock throwing paralysis if your palestian middle reliver for the Mets got excempt from taking the stab during Spring Training in Clearwater Beach.
What else can you say? In DeSantis we trust, Florida, gotta to love it, assuming hysterical, resistor Yenta Breaths are socially distancing themselves from your Desantis 2024 Flags in the yard. Living without you is far from hard. Suck on this star studded blast for the ages America. You wanted a happy 4th blast, you got it despite the state of our union being like Stephen Colbert’s handle on funny these days, shaky. It’s too bad Bill O’ Reilly is no longer important enough to impersonate. At least, Bill O’ Reilly gave Colbert gravitas.
But we still have former Trump supporters rotting in a D.C gulag for protesting a stolen election since the day Democracy died. So what difference do these joke bomb blasts make unless this fascist regime in charge becomes unfucked by a new American hero, backed by we the people, Desantis or not, far from hard, Challah. Thank you very much, to all the vets that helped make this country great. I pray for those Nazi destroyers the most, hoping we still have a shining republic on the hill worth saving. Take it to the limit White Hats, take it to the limit, just one more time before our country is already gone. Glenn Fry lives, American Bombing, Gropin Biden included, Challah. Good Shabbos y’all, thank you very much.