Aaron Rodgers, Kyrie Irving and the gluten tennis guy enter the hotel bar at the Pierre just to make Michelle Obama uncomfortable while in town for the U.S Open.
Bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind.”
Gluten Tennis guy says, “I piss Beetroot brighter than you.”
Kyrie Irving says, “Still educating yourself on Hydroxychloroquine for Dummies, merchant of liquid death?”
Aaron Rodgers says, “Even my bud Joe Rogan thinks you smirk too much.”
Bartender says, “Deplorable douchebags, what will you do when Michelle Obama becomes our next President?”
After they’re all done laughing and coughing out lungs without any blood clots in them.
Kyrie Irving says, “Just what America needs, Obama’s, Five O’ Clock Shadow Part 2.”
Never forget the new terrorists that pushed Operation Death Speed on us, that’s ripped the heart out of our American Dream that’s barely hanging on to life support in front of our children’s undimmed eyes, if you’re lucky.
Bury these demonic shitbags and force Hunter to snort up their dusty remains and have LA famed street artist Babo spray paint the pic all over the Smithsonian in D.C. to hang for all eternity. God’s speed, Lord, God’s speed.